A Public Service Announcement for Halloween

In light of the success of Stephanie Meyer’s Twilight series of books and Charlaine Harris’ Southern Vampire Mysteries series, which have been adapted to film and television, respectively, I feel the need to make this important public service announcement.  These are works of fiction.  Their portrayal of vampires as good or at least morally conflicted is inaccurate.  There is no such thing as a good vampire.  Vampires do not have morals.  If you encounter a vampire this Halloween, please remember that, no matter how charming or devastatingly good-looking it is, it is evil and should be destroyed.  There are no exceptions.  Thank you.  That is all.

3 thoughts on “A Public Service Announcement for Halloween

  1. Elisabeth November 3, 2008 / 10:29 am

    Too funny… still laughing.

  2. lissa November 8, 2008 / 10:42 am

    I don’t know what’s this fascination with vampires, I just don’t get their appeal, really, what’s so great about someone who’s constant thirst for blood?

    anyway, fun notice

  3. Stephanie November 23, 2008 / 1:59 pm

    Having just finished Dead Until Dark and planning on going to see Twilight with my girlfriends tomorrow night, I appreciate the reminder! 🙂

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