Apologies for getting all meta with the blogging today, but I am just a wee bit skeeved by a search term through which someone found this blog. Someone actually searched “hairy nuns.” Seriously? That’s just not right. I had to think a while about how my blog would turn up in such a search, and I finally remembered that a short story I wrote, Hairy (as in “a hairy situation”), makes a passing reference to a soup kitchen run by Orthodox nuns. I think Dr. Phil needs to make a house call on this person. Or Jerry Springer. Or both.